gift-wrapping-for-cheapos File this under “tips for the new Depression”:

Make your own wrapping paper with grocery sacks and a bit of tempera paint!

In a mad search for delicious treats to bring to work for a marathon day of training tomorrow, I happened upon these chocolate cookies. The pop art gumshoe is an instant classic, but what really sells me is that, rather than saying “Mmmmm,” he’s dreaming of “Hammm…” — made only stranger by the fact that it was for sale in a kosher store.